A grumpy bastard who sometimes does vehicle wiring & MegaSquirts

For Megasquirt ECU's and Rover V8 installation & tuning please go to www.Megasquirt-V8.co.uk, Nigel is far more patient than I am and can provide everything you need to Megasquirt a Rover V8.

Now, before you go any further, please read the title again. I am not a business. I do not need your trade. I sometimes build MegaSquirt ECU's and wire cars for people who don't piss me off.

I am also not a free advice line - unless you have a problem with something I have done for you or told you to do, I do not have the time or enthusiasm to offer you advice unless you're doing something (I find) interesting.

So why is this page here? Well, primarily to deflect all the questions and queries I get and save me answering the same things over and over.

So, first off, if you have a question or query:

  • Think about it - sometimes thinking can produce answers without having to bother someone else.
  • Google it.
  • Look on the MegaSquirt forums, read the MegaManual.
  • Look on LR4x4.com (especially look in the technical archive) there is lots of great MegaSquirt, Rover V8 & general wiring tech there.
  • Google it again.
  • Think about it some more.

Second, things I am not interested in:

  • Wiring your car cheaply
  • Wiring your car in a rush
  • Wiring your car at your house
  • Wiring your car by post
  • Telling you how to wire your car
  • Diagnosing your wiring problems
  • Diagnosing problems with your car or ECU
  • Tuning your car
  • Making you a fuel/spark map
  • ECU's other than MegaSquirt. I neither know nor care about them.

Which I suppose leaves me with things I might do:

  • Right now, not much unless you are waving a lot of cash at me. I'm too busy.

Right now, I am not building any MegaSquirt ECU's and I have run out of EDIS8 units, trigger wheels & wiring tails. I recommend you go to www.Megasquirt-V8.co.uk

So, if you are definitely not going to ask me a question which is answered or addressed on this page, you can contact me by PM or e-Mail by visiting forum.flyingspanners.net.
If you ask me something inane that is answered above, don't expect a reply.

Have a nice day ;)